Some new words and new definitions to some old words. Attributed to a Washington Post article.
Intaxication - Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to begin with.
Bozone - The substance surrounding dimwits that stops bright ideas from getting thru.
Giraffiti - Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
Sarchasm - The gulf between someone being sarcastic and the person who doesn't get it.
Inoculatte - To take coffee intravenously.
Karmageddon - It's like, when everbody is sending off these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
Decafalon - The grueling event of getting thru the day without any coffee.
Dopeler Effect - When stupid ideas seem smarter as they are coming at you rapidly.
Arachnoleptic Fit - The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked thru a spider web.
Flabbergasted - Appalled at discovering how much weight one has gained.
Abdicate - To give up any remaining hope of having a flat stomach.
Balderdash - A rapidly receding hairline.