New words. Old words with new meanings.

Some new words and new definitions to some old words. Attributed to a Washington Post article.

Intaxication - Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to begin with.

Bozone - The substance surrounding dimwits that stops bright ideas from getting thru.

Giraffiti - Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Sarchasm - The gulf between someone being sarcastic and the person who doesn't get it.

Inoculatte - To take coffee intravenously.

Karmageddon - It's like, when everbody is sending off these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

Decafalon - The grueling event of getting thru the day without any coffee.

Dopeler Effect - When stupid ideas seem smarter as they are coming at you rapidly.

Arachnoleptic Fit - The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked thru a spider web.

Flabbergasted - Appalled at discovering how much weight one has gained.

Abdicate - To give up any remaining hope of having a flat stomach.

Balderdash - A rapidly receding hairline.

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