8 Reasons Horses Are Better Then Men

This is from my dad. A little Montana humor.

  1. If your horse starts to stray, you can just throw a rope around his neck.
  2. You can see to it that your horse is well groomed.
  3. Once you break a horse, he'll always be obedient.
  4. A horse would understand why you want to buy shoes in sets of four.
  5. Horses are into "stable" relationships.
  6. A horse would rather munch his wild oats than sow them.
  7. You can lead a horse to water. A man will insist on driving and get hopelessly lost in the process.
  8. There are plenty of good horses to go around.

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