Marine Bumper Stickers

Here are some items (claimed) to be on Marine bumper stickers:

  • Save water, shower with a Marine.
  • Heaven won't take us and Hell's afraid we'll take over.
  • USMC: When it absolutely, positively must be destroyed overnight.
  • When in doubt, empty the magazine.
  • To err is human, to forgive is divine, however neither is Marine Corps policy.
  • Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.
  • There are two types of people: Marines, and those that wish they were.
  • All men are created equal, then some become Marines.
  • It's not an attitude problem, we are that good.
  • It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden, it's our job to arrange the meeting.
  • Sergeants think their only flaw is their excessive modesty.
  • War has never solved anything - except for ending slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism
- Brian

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