Light bulbs and pets

Golden Retriever - The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie - Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund - You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler - Make me.

Boxer - Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Lab - Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

German Shepherd - I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Jack Russell Terrier - I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

English Sheep Dog - Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb...

Cocker Spaniel - Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Greyhound - It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Cattle Dog - First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Poodle - I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

The Cat - Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: "How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

All of which proves, once again that while dogs have masters, cats have staff.

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